In which baby!Peter is afraid of flying and the dads find out about his powers.
THIS MAKES NO SENSE, I’M SORRY I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY AND I HAVE A LOT OF SUPERFAMILY FEELS.
Ethereal Physiology: This ability allows the user to become a creature composed of a pure supernatural substance called “Ether”, otherwise known as ‘Aether’. Angels are often described as Ethereal Beings.
Ink Manipulation
It is the ability to control and manipulate ink at will. This includes moving ink, inducing ink production within subjects capable of such, using it to write/alter messages or images into documents, tattoos, etc. Users can mold ink into a variety of shapes and forms and create makeshift weapons to attack or defend
Miming: The ability to create effects based on the event or action acted out by the user. The user of this ability could hold his index finger and thumb like a gun, and actually shoot someone. They wouldn’t literally shoot a bullet out of their finger, but instead the body’s thought waves, or “imagination,” solidify into a “bullet” and penetrate the target. This ability could, potentially, be very powerful.
(Source: professorsteel)
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
New Deadpool #29 — In which Steve Rogers takes one for the team and sits in Deadpool’s lap.
omfg
i think it’s more like “in which steve rogers keeps natasha from killing everyone in the car and sits in deadpool’s lap”
you know tony totally uses every single clichéd pick up line in the book on steve because steve hasn’t heard them yet steve is from the 40’s so tony goes around going “do you have a map? because i just got lost in your eyes” and steve is like wow tony you’re so clever how do you come up with these
meanwhile natasha is wondering what floor she would have to push them off of in order to ensure maximum injury while still making it seem like an accident
Sherlock Holmes has an Iron Man lunchbox.
he’s gonna kill me
this man is going to be the death of me
Y’all. His mother is literally helping him learn how to use Twitter.
How dare he.
i cannot
this is day one and i’m having a stroke here this is NOT gonna go well